  The Road to Nowhere - a capsule history of my life in 12 chapters.
 Christmas in Las Vegas - where Santa is just a friendly blackjack dealer.
 My Dinner with Rudy - an evening with Rudy Vallee in his declining years.
 It's Only Rock N' Roll - growing up with the world's greatest rock 'n roll band .
 Walking
the Dog - it's not Mr. Roger's neighborhood, but it's
close.
 So you want to be a rock n' roll star - tell me it's not so.
 Quality control in the 90's - doesn't anyone know how things work anymore?
 Welcome to L.A. - if you've got enough money, it's yours for free.
 Paradigm Shift - why two choices isn't always enough.
 Two Minute Warning - when it's time to act, some do and some don't.
 Mortality - a brief brush with death.
 Another way to look at the world - it all depends on your point of view.
 Heartbreak Hotel - the grass is always greener when you're holding a guitar.
 Object
Lessons - if you're looking for a permanent relationship,
try a building.
 Attitude Adjustment - for some folks death is a way of life.
 Red-eye - your flight might not be the only thing that's been delayed.
 Party Animals - put a hundred people in a room and suddenly you're all alone.
 An American Dream - life, liberty and the pursuit of a double-wide.
 Kicking the tires - does the car make the man or the man make the car?
 Rednecks Revenge - welcome to the world of dumb and dumber.
 Running in Place - who needs a job when you've got this?
 Neighbors - just because they live next door doesn't mean they like you.
 Unicorns - sometimes the truth can be a horse of another color.
 East of Ephesus - the end of the journey is really the beginning.
 November 22 - if we knew all the answers, what would we do for entertainment?
 Trading Places - it's a dog's life but somebody's got to do it.
 The First Grrrl - being ahead of your time doesn't always give you enough time.
 Time - sometimes you see most clearly when your vision is a little blurred.
 Vultures - eventually your dreams will belong to the highest bidder.
 A House of Cards - do we get to choose or are we chosen?
 Playing the Odds - it's not when you start that matters, it's when you quit.
 Nuances - it's the little things that make the biggest difference.
 Archaeology - find your past and you will find your future.
 Eleanor Rigby - don't go looking for companionship inside your own head.
 Paris
- life and death in the city of light.
 I
Love New York - twenty years later, it's still the
greatest.
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